Tide Pod’s And Why You Want To Eat Them

Why do people want  to eat Tide pods so bloody much? because in all seriousness the amount of people ingesting them is ludicrous they are poison, I know they look like candy but why? well the reason is actually quiet straight forward. It’s is a coalescence visual, odor and textual sensory information these pods express match nutritionally-dense fruit. It’s got the oleic gleam of an avocado, but bright carotenoid-rich coloration like a berry that tells you to eat it, It tends to smell sweet and slightly floral, enhancing that effect, similarly, when you hold it, it’s quiet dense, but very soft and liquid, which tells your mind that this is fruit which has either high sugar or high fat content and almost no cellulose to it.

Which results in your inner monkey telling you this fruit is good and that you should eat it and it takes all the will power in the world to not bite into that poisonous pod.

33 Replies to “Tide Pod’s And Why You Want To Eat Them”

    1. I aint never gonna stop. I dont care if my organs fail. Im not quitter. never quit cigs, never quit booze, never quit the pills or the dope. I do $20,000 worth of drugs ever hour to keep up my addictions.

      and im not quitting tide pods either. most important meal of the day!

      1. Same dude! You should join the Vegan community we will accept you no matter how many tide pods you eat!
        #veganlove

    1. are you open to me bringing my bringing my friend carli?

  1. Same Here! Does Anybody Have The Super Strawberry/Orange Happiness Pods? Those Are My Fav. LOL! #podsforlife #believe #podsforever #strawberry #orange #happinesscomeswheneatingtide #bestarticleEVER

  2. Can someone bring Kinky Kiwi pods? Those are my fav.

  3. I have a ton of Kinky Kiwi pods they’re amazing 😉

  4. But my favorite by far is tootie tangerine IT IS SO GOOD I recommend you all try them right now!

  5. Tide pod’s are my life! Right next to bleach their my favorite food!

  6. Heyyyy Lizz-i-bear! I’m Ashley! <3 fellow vegan love!

    1. Yaaassss! Vegan LOVE! VEGANS LOVE TIDE PODS!!! #tidepodsarevegan

  7. yo vegan gurl lizabeth. you shouting at my girl. keep it nice man, we’re tryin to come togther fur our love of tidepods.

  8. Did you say fur? As in furies?!? I LOVE FURIES!!! THEY ARE VEGANS!!! #veganslovefuries
    #furiesarelife

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